What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?