Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was the mime upset?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
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