What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?