What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What day do hands always go to church?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are skeletons so calm?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?