What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the math book sad?
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