Where does water do all its banking?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?