What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?