What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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