What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Arrrt.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!