What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

I broke my finger!