What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?