What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?