What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?