How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.