What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What birds always travel in twos?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why was the tire self-conscious?