What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?