What do you call a dog that meditates?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Where do mermaids see movies?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?