What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why do cows go to New York?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How are mountains able to see?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
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