What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a sad latte?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which cats love to be petted?
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