What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
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