What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
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Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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