Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?