What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do fairies always drink?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?