What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How do amoebas make calls?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?