Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What fairy loves to count?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?