Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why is summer always sad?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?