Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?