What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?