Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?