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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?