What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's the noisiest food?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?