How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do naked fish play with?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!