What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What does an evil hen lay?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?