How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the noisiest food?
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