Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?