Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?