What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?