What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call a small mom?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?