What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?