What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
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