What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What fish sings the best?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?