What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did autumn say to summer?

How does cardboard get its workout in?