Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?