Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

How do you make antifreeze?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?