How does a pizza introduce itself?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?