Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of books do boats write?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where does laundry go to college?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
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