Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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