Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?