What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why do mice need oiling?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is the most faithful insect?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?