What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What shape has a knighthood?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?