I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is an insect's favorite game?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?