Why did the cat run away from the tree?

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Where are average things manufactured?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

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How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?