What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do stars celebrate in December?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?