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A peeping tom.
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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
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