What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?