What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
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