Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What bird is always sad?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Where do belly buttons go to college?