What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the fish blush?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?