Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why are bakers so good at math?