What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why do Olympians never overheat?