What animal floats best?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where does laundry go to college?