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What animal knows how to work a computer?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?