Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
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