Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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