What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do insects learn at school?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Where do horses reside?

What's a dog's favorite book?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do little monsters call their mother?