What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?