My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What type of car do planets buy?