Why are boxers good comedians?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What is a table you can eat?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?