Why does chewing gum never go bad?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

How do bees get to school?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do little fish love to play with?