Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Where are average things manufactured?

How do you make antifreeze?

Which family member is always relieved?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?