What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
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