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Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why don't ants get sick?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?