What farm animal is best at karate?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do stars go to college?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What animal loves Indian food?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?