Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you call a silly hill?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?