What is the coolest country?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How do you drive a man crazy?