What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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