Why is heaven always so tidy?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How long do chickens work?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What nationality is Santa Claus?