A book just fell on my head.

What shape is bad at driving?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?