What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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