What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How do billboards talk?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
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