What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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