What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do you make a bandstand?
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