Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What siblings are always sad?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What is the most adorable season?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?