What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

How does a witch play loud music?