Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?