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What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's the holiest insect?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?