Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?