What animal has the worst mood swings?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How can you make 7 even?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?