What's a forklift?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?