Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Which subject has two parts?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?