Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Which state has the best streets?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?