Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What kind of music do planets like?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?