Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

How long will dinner be?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are stones so good at music?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?