Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

We had a discussion about roses.

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How do you make a cow float?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's the laziest vegetable?