What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Where do horses reside?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?