Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?