Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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