What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the snake name his daughter?