How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?