Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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