Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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