How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's E.T. short for?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?