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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

How do you get kids to do something?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

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What food is a man's best friend?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How does a squid go into battle?