Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
We had a discussion about roses.
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Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
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