Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?