What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do cats wear to work?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?