Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?