What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?