How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
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Where do mice leave their boats?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
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