Where do frogs keep their money?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's the friendliest pen?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?