What is the best Christmas present ever?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's E.T. short for?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?