What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

How are mountains able to see?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?