What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why do rhinos charge?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Where does breakfast live?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Which subject has two parts?