What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?