Where do birds go to drink?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?