What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?