How do dog catchers get paid?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

When should you stop for a glow worm?