What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What tea do footballers drink?
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