What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What country has the most fish?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What animal has the most fun?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
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