What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
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