What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
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