What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the cat so small?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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