Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's E.T. short for?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What is the coolest country?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?