What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call hiking college students?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

How was the wedding?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?