How does dinner smell?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?