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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why is spring the oddest season?