What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

How do amoebas make calls?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?