What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
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