What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What birds make average students?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
It's Crowded!
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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