What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Can February March?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?