What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the loudest sport?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does the sun listen to music?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
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