What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are cars magic?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did autumn say to summer?
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