What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Can February March?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
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