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What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

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My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do cows say when you milk them?