Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?