What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What math figure is also in the band?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
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