What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
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