What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?