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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

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