Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Where do cows go on vacation?