Why do cows go to New York?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What condiment has wings?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What is a whale's favorite sport?