Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do cows say when you milk them?