What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?