What do ducks get after they eat?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How are teens like cats?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What are the strongest days of the week?