Why did the lamb cross the road?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?