Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
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