Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was the bee sad?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is sand's favorite movie?
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